Pacific Republic Hetalia Fanfic chapter 1Title card (Somewhere in Nevada over a dusty dessert, where currently Colorado(Girl), Northern California (Guy) and.. Washington (Guy, though he is pretty damn androgynous and holding a coffee) for some reason are doing a paleontological dig)Pacific Republic Hetalia Fanfic chapter 1 by forkhead12
Norcal: Hey thanks Washington! It was Hella nice of you to come and help us out.
Washington: Well I just wanted to get out really, and to get away from your sister.
Colorado: Do not Mention her, she already ruined her half of their state and now she wants to ruin My and North's land!
Washington: Sorry, but anyways what are we looking at here?
Norcal: (Brushes the sand of a fossilized skull gently) Well, three non eye openings, non specialized teeth and it's definitely early triassic, all of which points to some new type of Hellasaur!
Colorado: What the frick is a Hellasaur? Are you really that obsessed with that word?
Norcal: Well Hellasaur means any non extant Archosaur/ Archosaurmorph that is not a non avian dinosaur and went extinct 10 thousand
JP4 must be stoppedI just got word from Beastsign that the synopsis has come out, it features a fully functional park (I'm ok with that) tamed dinosaurs (I hope they mean zoo tame not like, you know a dog) and here's where it goes really downhill, A pliosaur or Mosasaur jumping out of the water in a Sea World like show to get a bound Great White hung up above the pool. That's right they are feeding the Pliosaurs/Mosasaurs one of the most endangered species in the world (maybe they want more extinct species for their park -_-) and even worse it will feature tamed velociraptors and T.rex'es fighting the new bad dinosaur. Good Holtz it sounds like the person who came up with this is a six year old who grew up with nineties dinosaurs. Another thing I get from this is that this is a reboot or Ingen made new dinosaurs meaning Colin did not make them scaly for continuity but just to please the scale fans.JP4 must be stopped by forkhead12
I doubt this move could get any worse unless..... Chaos Effect what if th
Speculative Evolution parodyDuring the Triassic a huge hole opened up pulling down a bunch of Prosauropods in a cave that had glow in the dark tree ferns that required no sunlight, I don't know why but it just did. The Prosauropods became omnivorous and started eating both the tree ferns and the giant centipedes in the cave and they got glow in the dark vision. Over a 100 million years later several Deinonychus were knocked into a pit by an Ankylosaur who was trying to eat their hatchlings even though they were superprecorcial, no take that back they were ultra super duper precorcial meaning they didn't even give on sh#t about their young they just laid the eggs and left, we know this because those brooding fossils and all that evidence for parental feeding in Eudromeasaurs never existed. But anyways after they landed in the caves with the Prosauropods they tried to eat them but the prosauropods bit them so an evolutionary arms race began. The Prosauropods evolved into western dragons, mokele embembe, the loch nSpeculative Evolution parody by forkhead12
Scaly Dromeasaurs look retardedYes, right now a thousand fanboys are raging at the feathers, saying they make Raptors "Gay" but the thing is I actually think they look better. For example, I was reading the Reign of Chaos Series (Check it out) and at every point they talked about the "Raptors" I could barely take it seriously, I literally had to refrain myself from chuckling a couple times when I thought of the scaly raptors attacking people. The main reasons I find them less cool without feathers are these.Scaly Dromeasaurs look retarded by forkhead12
1. They look less intelligent, and fast when scaly.
2. They remind me of geckos which I can barely find threatening.
3. They just seem kinda wrong.
4. I honestly just think the "style" makes them suck seeing as most of these works are pretty low quality (In terms of imagination and anatomy, not art skill) rip offs.
5. Lastly that whole excuse of "The ones in warmer climates had less and so did the bigger ones because overheating/ elephants don't have much hair/ I think brain damaged cold blooded, scaly things ar
Pretty as Daisies - Merry - Pippin - Reader InsertPretty as Daisies - Merry - Pippin - Reader Insert by SkullPalace
Even with the hobbit being as small as he was, it was still straining your body to have him bounce around on your back. His tiny hands clung onto your collar, his arms barely long enough to wrap around your neck. His feet kicked your sides as you ran, tickling your stomach a little. You lightened up a bit and tried to bounce less when you felt his head rock back and forth, almost violently, and finally rested against your back.
You wanted to make this trip as easy as possible, despite the urge to twist and stretch the bodies of the two hobbits in your guard. But your master needs them alive, for they have the ring. Failure here was not an option, since this was your first big job.
The orcs were very defensive of their prisoners and treasures, which didn't bother you too much, except it kept you out of a lot of the fighting. That didn't mean they still didn't bother you.
Sometimes you'd feel them reach a hand over to touch the body on your back, which you'd slap away, almost defensively