Hetalia oc NorcalName: Ben EurekaHetalia oc Norcal by forkhead12
Age geographically: 75 million years old.
He himself was born: 3 MYA during the pleistocene.
Appearance: He is half chinese, is relatively tall and thin, has a bit of stubble, black hair which he doesn't comb, a ironic tea shirt, jeans, and a skateboard, he has green eyes.
Personality: He is a biology nerd who has never really gotten over Pleistocene, he is sarcastic, drug addicted, a terrible driver, incredibly smart, a nature person and very anti social, he hates the South and really isn't known by states east of Colorado, often prefers it that way though he is a little jealous of his little sister, He hates his little sister SOCAL (He used to own her land until it became dessert and deep down he does love her no matter how annoying she was) and is very tech savvy and a nerd. He currently has thrown his sister out a train into Colorado/ Utah/ New Mexico 230 times and is sad to see her come back.
Friends: Colorado(Unrequited Crush she sees him as just a friend), Washi
Pacific Republic Hetalia Fanfic chapter 1Title card (Somewhere in Nevada over a dusty dessert, where currently Colorado(Girl), Northern California (Guy) and.. Washington (Guy, though he is pretty damn androgynous and holding a coffee) for some reason are doing a paleontological dig)Pacific Republic Hetalia Fanfic chapter 1 by forkhead12
Norcal: Hey thanks Washington! It was Hella nice of you to come and help us out.
Washington: Well I just wanted to get out really, and to get away from your sister.
Colorado: Do not Mention her, she already ruined her half of their state and now she wants to ruin My and North's land!
Washington: Sorry, but anyways what are we looking at here?
Norcal: (Brushes the sand of a fossilized skull gently) Well, three non eye openings, non specialized teeth and it's definitely early triassic, all of which points to some new type of Hellasaur!
Colorado: What the frick is a Hellasaur? Are you really that obsessed with that word?
Norcal: Well Hellasaur means any non extant Archosaur/ Archosaurmorph that is not a non avian dinosaur and went extinct 10 thousand
JP4 must be stoppedI just got word from Beastsign that the synopsis has come out, it features a fully functional park (I'm ok with that) tamed dinosaurs (I hope they mean zoo tame not like, you know a dog) and here's where it goes really downhill, A pliosaur or Mosasaur jumping out of the water in a Sea World like show to get a bound Great White hung up above the pool. That's right they are feeding the Pliosaurs/Mosasaurs one of the most endangered species in the world (maybe they want more extinct species for their park -_-) and even worse it will feature tamed velociraptors and T.rex'es fighting the new bad dinosaur. Good Holtz it sounds like the person who came up with this is a six year old who grew up with nineties dinosaurs. Another thing I get from this is that this is a reboot or Ingen made new dinosaurs meaning Colin did not make them scaly for continuity but just to please the scale fans.JP4 must be stopped by forkhead12
I doubt this move could get any worse unless..... Chaos Effect what if th
How to counter a rabid ScalefanRead the below for what this is but anyways here are responsesHow to counter a rabid Scalefan by forkhead12
Generally said thing 1. Reptiles are more dangerous than Birds, birds kill no one.
Response: Honestly the only reason most people fear reptiles is their venom, only crocodilians and pythons/anacondas are feared for brute force, how do I stop a dangerous reptile in Europe/Anywhere in the US other than Louisiana or Florida or somewhere with alligators, really Thick Boots and watching where I step. How do I stop a cassowary a gun/ a sword and full body armor so they don't disembowel you.
Generally said thing 2. T.Rex would overheat with feathers on it
Response: Well feathers don't keep heat the way fur does, as birds and actually help cool birds sometimes, lastly name one bird without feathers, not just on their legs but completely bald, this means that if Dilong and Yutyrannus had feathers T.rex will two unless it evolved from a different branch of Tyrannosaurs or all the recently found Tyrannosaurus in China were a result of
Becoming a Follower! Banzai TF/TGBecoming a Follower! Banzai TF/TG by AwsomeIsRed
"Sarah, where's that Mocha at?"
"Its coming! Sheez, just hold on!" Sarah said, as she was trying to get the coffee machine working again, even though it just worked a minute ago when someone else was using the machine for a different order, as she kept pressing button after button to get it to work, as she says.
"Come on already! Go!"
"Sarah, just let me do it," Said Amanda, as she was standing behind Sarah, looking very ticked off to how long Sarah has been trying to get one cup of coffee into one cup, as Sarah sighs and says.
"I'm fine Amanda, really."
"Oh yeah, and let our boss screaming like a lunatic just because you can't take one guys order right?"
"Hey, i'm not doing that bad here."
"Oh yeah, its not like you do this everyday Sarah, messing up on every single order that you do."
"Amanda, i'm sorry but I just can't-"
"What? You just can't what?"
Sarah was silent for a moment, as she was still trying to get the machine running again, as she was afraid of telling Amanda that